"Best Haircut To Hide Jowls"

Someone typed this into Google, then wound up at my blog.

Of course, someone else typed in "I'm juicy inside" and landed here too. So, uh, yeah....

Older moms, UNITE!

I once was lost

But now I'm found.

And this is how you found me....



From the run of the mill-

"spiderman costume"

torrent "Jack's Big Music Show"

buddy booby's birthmark

andrew zimmern

hypospadius

7 random things about me



to those in need of a cocktail -

"Can beer effect pregnancy test"

"mommy's time out red wine"



to those in need of a little therapy, perhaps?-

"I am not overbearing" "love you"

Who's Your Mommy torrent

mommy's little boy outfit



to the downright creepy -

Poke mommy’s ass

"dildo mother son".

to the folks in this last category, I don't mean to be un-Lutheran, but you're not welcome here.