Tuesday, January 12, 2010

"Best Haircut To Hide Jowls"

Someone typed this into Google, then wound up at my blog.

Of course, someone else typed in "I'm juicy inside" and landed here too. So, uh, yeah....

Older moms, UNITE!


Lolabola* said...

too funny! people are always finding mine by typing in chi-pom dogs...they'll probably find this comment now too.

karigee said...

I figure when I have jowls -- which are surely biding their time -- I will cut my hair very very short -- like Judi Dench short -- and just say, Here is my fucking face. The world needs to see more jowls.

Plus: jowls! What an awesome word.

(Apologies for the terrible cursing, however. That's the one habit I just can't break. :)

Anonymous said...

I absolutely love this.

anne said...

How is it that I am 50 years old, have a 7-year-old son and an 11-year old daughter, and ZITS on my chin?

Life is not fair - jowls, gray hair and zits should be mutually exclusive!