I figure when I have jowls -- which are surely biding their time -- I will cut my hair very very short -- like Judi Dench short -- and just say, Here is my fucking face. The world needs to see more jowls.
Plus: jowls! What an awesome word.
(Apologies for the terrible cursing, however. That's the one habit I just can't break. :)
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too funny! people are always finding mine by typing in chi-pom dogs...they'll probably find this comment now too.
I figure when I have jowls -- which are surely biding their time -- I will cut my hair very very short -- like Judi Dench short -- and just say, Here is my fucking face. The world needs to see more jowls.
Plus: jowls! What an awesome word.
(Apologies for the terrible cursing, however. That's the one habit I just can't break. :)
I absolutely love this.
How is it that I am 50 years old, have a 7-year-old son and an 11-year old daughter, and ZITS on my chin?
Life is not fair - jowls, gray hair and zits should be mutually exclusive!
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