Dear Alien Inside My Head AND My Chest:
You win. You have filled every tiny cavity in my sinus' until I sounded like a parody of a person with a cold. You have moved your alien family down into my chest, and even the tiny hairs on the inside of my ears hurt.
My dying wish is to halt global warming by converting the snot I am producing at an alarming rate into alternative energy.
Green energy, if you will.
Your captive, AnnieMcQ
cc: my internet friends
ps: I did manage to watch Autism: The Musical while the alien was sitting on my chest, and it would have made me cry, but I was afraid to produce any more mucus. If it's showing on HBO again, please, please tivo it. It's just brilliant.
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