Because I can't kick you, internets, but I want to, dammit, I NEED to.
Because I'm an aging Theater Geek (like an aging Marching Band Geek, only more dramatic), and this is perhaps one of the best songs ever written for the stage.
Because Brian Stokes Mitchell's voice makes me moist in my nether regions.
Because I saw him for the first time at the Hollywood Bowl way, waaaay up in the cheap seats and thought he was singing directly to me:
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you: