I read somewhere that old people become obsessed about the weather, that they watch the Weather Channel for fun, and they turn up the volume during the weather report on the news.
But don't pack my things and send me to the home, please, when I tell you this:
Oh, did you catch the date at the top of this post? If not, let me mention: It's APRIL TWENTIETH.
AND WE DON'T LIVE IN MINNESOTA.