Last night at the dinner table:
Joe-Henry:"Dad, be careful, because if you eat this carrot, you might lose that tooth in the front that has a crack in it"
Charley:"I wish I could!"
Joe-Henry:"NO, Daddy! You were just born that way, like I was just born with my big finger, and Lulu was just born wheezy and poopy."
Anne: "What was I born with?"
Joe-Henry, not skipping a beat: "You were born with a bossy attitude, Mom."
Mahogany Tofu (aka Mock au Vin)
2 days ago