...you could answer questions about mechanical engineering until the Dew runs dry. But you might have a few questions for a six year old boy about stuff that a six year old boy might think about.
Here are the answers to your questions, World's Best Mechanical Engineer!
1. Who is your hero?
My neighbor Vic. He saved me when I fell down and went and got mom and dad. (after some pouting from his mom, he guessed his mom and dad are his heroes too.)
2. What is man's greatest accomplishment?
God. (It's that Lutheran Preschool he went to)
3. Who's your favorite cartoon character and why?
Daffy Duck & Sylvester, because they talk with lisps, like Thufferin' Thuckotash.
4. What is your idea of a perfect day?
Spending the day at my grandma and grandpa's house.
5. Are you ambidextrous?
No, I'm left handed.
6. If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?
I would tell people it's bad to smoke cigarettes.
7. Do you think man will ever go to Mars?
Well...I don't think so. Well.... maybe I guess. Okay!
8. And most importantly: what is your favorite junk food?
Carmel and Doritos and Pixie Sticks.
But, sadly, not Mountain Dew.
The World's Best Mechanical Engineer had one more question for the boy, and it's this:
What's the best thing about being a six year old boy?
It's thinking about the good stuff you get to do when you're a grown up.
Oh. And playing.
Thanks for the great questions, World's Best Mechanical Engineer. You are the World's Best!
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