To a perimenopausal woman with pms who has run out of Lexapro:
"Well Ma'am, you really should order them before you run out. I don't think we'll be able to get your prescription taken care of until after the weekend."
"I know the recording SAID they'd be ready after six p.m. last night, but it still takes 24-48 hours to process the prescription."
"Like I said, you really SHOULD order them before you run out."
Oh, and these gems should be avoided as well:
"We're out of coffee"
"You made it last. How did you NOT KNOW we were out of coffee? "
"Why are you crying?"
And depending on how you say them, these are no good either:
"Hi!", "Hello!", "How's the job search going?", "Can I have a drink of water?"
This public service message has been brought to you by the crazy ass bitch who lives in my body until Monday.